A joke I read at dKos
May. 23rd, 2004 12:35 amIt's 2005. A guy walks up to the White House, sees a Marine guard, and tells the guard "I'd like to speak to President Bush". The Marine says "I'm sorry, President Bush no longer lives here". The guy thanks him and walks away.
Next day, same guy, same guard, same question. The Marine says "I'm sorry, Mr. Bush is no longer the president, so he's no longer in the White House".
Third day, the guy goes to the same Marine, asks the same question. Exasperated, the Marine shouts "Don't you get it? Bush lost the election! He's no longer president! He's not here anymore!!" The guy says "Yes, I know. I just like hearing it!" The Marine smiles, salutes him, and says "See you tomorrow!"
Next day, same guy, same guard, same question. The Marine says "I'm sorry, Mr. Bush is no longer the president, so he's no longer in the White House".
Third day, the guy goes to the same Marine, asks the same question. Exasperated, the Marine shouts "Don't you get it? Bush lost the election! He's no longer president! He's not here anymore!!" The guy says "Yes, I know. I just like hearing it!" The Marine smiles, salutes him, and says "See you tomorrow!"